NaBloPoMo, 1

Setting myself up for failure. That is what you could say I am doing as I am intending to try and complete NaBloPoMo this year, you know, for the one month where I am suppose to give birth to a new human being (as opposed to an old human being, those are much harder to birth, but the aftermath is easier, or so says the urban legend). So being that I expect to have no time at all, I thought this would be a great time to rediscover my blogging vivre. I am a douchebag. I am also, not filled with anything of interest to say. Thus, I am following the lead of the NaBloPoMo Leader ...

Things I Do NOT Like

• Going to the post office
• Bad grammar
• Dry pumpkin bread
• Broken leaf blowers
• Scissors that do not cut
• My boyfriend A-Rod getting drilled a third time in his last five at bats (at the time I am writing this, who knows he may get hit more, 'twas only the first inning when I typed that sentence). Unintentional? My ass. Boo Phillies, boo!

Things I Do Like

• Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
• Having a date certain of when my child should be born - or T-8 days, holy shit I'm not ready yet
• Giving away a lot of yarn that though I like, I will never use, to people who will hopefully use it
• Japanese Maple Trees in the Fall
• Holmes on Homes
• Osprey, which though not done is turning out nicely, despite my model's apparent antipathy