NaBloPoMo, 10

Cheesy Joke #1: What time do you go to the dentist?
Cheesy Joke Answer #1: Tooth-thirty

Cheesy Joke #2: When do you wear your feet on your face?
Cheesy Joke Answer #2: When they're crow's feet.

Cheesy jokes courtesy of my during-labor popsicle stick.

And now, without further adieu, The Deuce (also known as Our Very Serious Little Girl)...