Poooor Deuce, already suffering from the Neglected-Second-Child Syndrome.
Her stocking was hung by the chimney with care. A whole lot of care being that the toe isn't bound off, the ends are weaved in, the seam isn't seamed, the body isn't bedazzled, and the lining isn't even a pipe dream. Santa must have been afraid because he skipped right over it.
Here's hoping your holidays were a little more successful than ours!