Monday, September 11, 2006

The Facts of Life

You take the good ...
Magic Hands
(These hands, they can untangle even the nastiest knot.)

Why what do we have in here?
(Look what I have!)

(No knots!)

You take the bad ...

(Why is my sneaker in the middle of the living room?)

Um, what did you do?
(What's that under your bed there Baby Girl?)

(Say it ain't so!)

(My poor sandal!)

Hell and damn
(I think I threw up in my mouth.)

And there ya have, the facts of life.