You take the good ...
(These hands, they can untangle even the nastiest knot.)
(Look what I have!)
(No knots!)
You take the bad ...
(Why is my sneaker in the middle of the living room?)
(What's that under your bed there Baby Girl?)
(Say it ain't so!)
(My poor sandal!)
(I think I threw up in my mouth.)
And there ya have, the facts of life.