Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Goin' Back to Cali

Tonight I wake up at 2:00 a.m. to get ready to go to Miami. Boo and I have a 6:00 a.m. flight. Just typing this has loosened my bowels. In any event, in the next few days I plan to ...

... drink copious amounts of liquor from 1958
... pretend this is not Thanksgiving
... knit a sleeve and a half
... watch some football
... smack a ho'
... go to the mall for Black Friday
... sit on the beach
... sit in the Orange Bowl

I'll let you know if I meet my goals (and yes, I'll make sure to wear natural fibers so that if we have issues on the plane, the synthetic fibers will not melt to my flesh!?!)


KnittingJones said...

Is that a HoHo? :)

A South Park Republican said...

It's any and all ho's! I am open to smackin' 'em all!