Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Just Do It!

I don't know if y'all have heard, but today, it's midterm election day! I know, someone should really put up an ad, or send you a letter, or maybe even call you to let you know that you should vote today. Silly candidates, all sly and stuff. Heh! Actually, if your household is anything like Chez South Park, you have today marked on your calendar, not as a reminder to vote but to celebrate the return of the "regular" commercial; to celebrate the lone message on your answering machine; and, to celebrate the mail actually fitting in your mailbox.

It has been pointed out to me that my blog may be misnamed as I babble on about many things other than politics. And this is true. I try to keep my thoughts to myself because enough people don't like me as it is, and really, it can be hard to make friends as an adult. No need to insight you to throw things at me! In any event, I do believe that you should vote if your eligible, even if your vote is dumb and for the totally wrong candidate. So go, vote, if for no other reason than to cancel out my vote (and to get a good laugh at the man in the voting line behind you who takes his index card that the voter-registration-checkers gave to him and holds it up to his breast as if to give himself a huge, square, canary yellow, ruled nipple and caresses himself with it while making odd gurgling giggling noises).


Anonymous said...

Nice necklace.

The Woolgatherer said...

Your necklace looks good! Is that velvet ribbon?

A South Park Republican said...

It is a necklace that I stole from something else and it is made up two peices of faux-velvet ribbon.