Friday, April 06, 2007


Overheard in a parking lot yesterday afternoon ...

Man 1: It looks nice.
Man 2: (Putting a bag in the trunk of BMW 3.28i) It is. It is a good car, nothing fancy. Good mileage.
Man 1: Yah, it seems like a really nice car.
Man 2: Well I don't need anything fancy. I don't have a big ego. I just need a regular car that gets me to places. Something simple. I have a very modest ego.

What Man 1 should have said: Small ego? Pushaw. Whatever dude. Don't front. You ain't fooling nobody. You know you really wanted a five series but just couldn't afford it.

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