Tuesday, July 03, 2007


Dear Stairs,

You suck big hairy mutilated monkey balls.

She Who Can't Stop Falling Down You And Now Has A Pain In Her Knee And A Swollen Purple Toe Which Is So Not Cool Especially In The Summer When I Want To Wear Sandals But Can't Because Hello Big Swollen Icky Toe.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What is it with you and stairs???