Friday, February 22, 2008

My Life as a Movie

It's Friday and I ain't got shit to do. I am home for a snow day. Normally this would be great news. Except for today. Today I had an assload of things to do (shopping, hair cut, gym, shopping, you know, IMPORTANT things) which I've had to scrap since I am housebound and, that's right, AND, we ain't got no food.

Or rather, in the words of the great cinematic character Smokey: You ain't got no sugar? Daaamn! Y'all ain't never got two things that match! You either got Kool-Aid, no sugar ... peanut butter, no jelly ... ham, no burger ... damn!

How wrong would it be to order a pizza for delivery and expect some poor schmuck to come out in the weather and brave the driveway from hell?


Rebecca said...

I was sorely tempted to order pizza delivery too after I sent the kids to the store at lunchtime and realized that the easy quesadillas I had planned for supper couldn't be made unless I went BACK to the store and got cheddar cheese. But I walked to the store and got the cheese. What did you end up doing? Sending the dog out into the storm with a barrel around her neck? ;)

A South Park Republican said...

I couldn’t make a driver come out ... it just seemed wrong. Instead I made chocolate chip cookies ... when all else fails, forget nutrition and go for what tastes good!