Or rather, in the words of the great cinematic character Smokey: You ain't got no sugar? Daaamn! Y'all ain't never got two things that match! You either got Kool-Aid, no sugar ... peanut butter, no jelly ... ham, no burger ... damn!
How wrong would it be to order a pizza for delivery and expect some poor schmuck to come out in the weather and brave the driveway from hell?