I used Jared Flood's Noro Striped Scarf as a jumping off point. But I did jump off quite a bit. Which is to say I knit two rows per color, and did so in a 1x1 rib. I didn't do any of his pretty edging, or use his pattern numbers.
The knitting of this baby was pretty darn quick. I enjoyed watching the shades of the Noro pop in and out. I did not, however, enjoy picking the twigs out of the Noro or dealing with the random breaks and knots in the yarn. In fact, that part was really friggen annoying. Not as annoying as trying to seam this monster together though. While my provisional cast on seemed quite normal, it wasn't. I used a crochet chain. Used the bumps and started my 1x1 rib. Which, I learned at 11:45pm on New Year's Eve, was an epic fail. It looked normal before I took out the chain, but it wasn't.
The next morning, I was still tired, but I was also horrified. What awful crap was this? What happened to the perfectionist yarn cutter I once was? At the (smart) urging of a friend, I ripped, and cut that shit out. And then I started again. I had to reknit several inches because my end weaving was that damn good (unlike my seaming) and so the stripes are now no longer perfect. This irked me. And it still kind of does. But I am going to pretend it doesn't. In any event, I reknit and then, using my pea brain, decided to use the tried and true mattress stitch instead of some new age grafting stitch I made up out of frustration.
I do have a seam, but it isn't too unseemly (hardy har har). If you put the seam in the back, you can't tell my stripes are not in perfect colorlogical pattern order. So, good enough!
Yarn: One and a quarter skeins of Noro Big Kureyon and one skein of an unknown grey yarn I received as a gift from a friend
Needles: Addi Turbo Circs, size 5.5 mm (US 9)
Pattern: Noro Striped Scarf
Modifications: Cast on 55, knit 1x1 rib, bind off, mattress stitch
Time: Two weeks
Care: Dry clean (as if)