Scene: Completing the questions on the Prepared Childbirth Class Questionnaire.
Me: Okay, question: Who would you like to be present with you during your labor?
Him: Circus clowns. Heeeheee. Circus clowns. Heeeee, I made myself laugh.
Me: Okay, now we're on to Comfort Skills. Question: What comfort skills do you plan to use during labor?
Me: Um, domestic violence?
Him: Sounds good.
Me: What are the hobbies/activities/sports you enjoy?
Him: Me or you?
Him: Um, exotic dancers, drinking, gambling. Oh wait, no, not gambling, casino gaming. It sounds better.