I have an uncanny ability to pick out truly unflattering nail polish. I've done this for years. At best I will polish up and look like I have a circulatory problem. At worse, I'll look like a corpse. Granted it is just corpse hands, but considering how often I look at my hands (doing the dishes, changing diapers, you know doing the glamorous things in life), it is irksome. Now I KNOW I do this. So I am always careful when I buy pricey nail polish. Nonetheless I have ended up with a few corpse inducing Butter of London shades. Now I can add Zoya's Pandora to that list, which is not actually pricey but still. DAMMIT!
|The mandatory Pinterest nail polish pose. No, not overly corpsish here. But wait. You'll see.|
|This a glorified crime scene photo. Severed DEAD hand.|
And yes, it does help that my fingers look bloated and misshapen. But still. CORPSE.