Friday, July 06, 2007

MISSING

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SOCK?



Who:
One part of one Sidewinder. Looks sort of like the picture above, with a few less errors and a little more toe.

Where:
Last seen July 4, 2007, at 9:30p.m., at Barnes & Noble.

Known Consorts:
Addi Turbo Lace needle, size one and several stitch markers.

Additional Information:
May have run away with needle and markers feeling unwanted and under appreciated after having been tossed in knitting bag with ickrylic. At last meeting with knitter exchanged disparaging comments with said knitter (e.g., "Why are you sucking sock?" "Why don't you know how to purl through the back loop knitter?" "Stop sucking smelly sock!" "Stop purling through the front loop assmunch!").

** Approach with caution. May be sockicidal. **

1 comment:

Rebecca said...

Oh no! Has it been found?

Maybe it wanted some of the baked goods from the B&N coffee shop. Or you will find it reading steamy romance novels.